Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Women's Rights

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Anti Joke

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