- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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