- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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