Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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