- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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