Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

i wonder who made this website? a human

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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