- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Women's rights

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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