What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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