Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Faithful men.

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NEVER

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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