- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

pobody's nerfect

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??