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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

spell backwards: taco cat

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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