- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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