- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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