- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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