Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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