What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Ehh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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