- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Once there was a girl named Andrea

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Adam Chebali has no life

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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