- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Faithful men.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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