- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Please Rape William Wright

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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