women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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guess what what ...

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Read a Book.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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