How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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