- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Then none of us want to be right.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Neil is a reterd.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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