Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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An anti-joke

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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lol

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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