- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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