How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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