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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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