Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Donald Trump

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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