- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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