- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

This is not funny.

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