- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

i love to lick...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

ecks! why zee?

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Anyone can post anything.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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