- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

An man walks to a bra

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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