- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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