The NBA and womens sports

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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