- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

This is a joke.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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