A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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