What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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