What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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HOLY COW!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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penis in the camel

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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