- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Turkey Balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I love you

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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