- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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