What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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The cream, it is coming

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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