- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Bob Saget

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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