What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

William wright is Gay

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A woman walks into a bar.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i wonder who made this website? a human

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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