- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Small Penis.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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