As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Women's rights

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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