- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

call me maybe.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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