Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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