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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Abortion.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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