What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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