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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Whats the defination of cruelty

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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