- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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