- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Your mom is so old she died

So FDR walks into a bar.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

get in the car.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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