- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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