- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Good job, son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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