- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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