- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Your gay

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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