If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Double-whammy

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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