- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What is 9+10? 19

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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