- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

boobs!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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