rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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You sick fiend

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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