- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Women's rights

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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