A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What would Muhammed do?

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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