- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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