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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Abortion.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Detroit has a low crime rate

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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