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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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