- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

The NBA and womens sports

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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