- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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