- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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