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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Asians.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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