- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Connor is homo

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

My cat just died.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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