- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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