What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Knock Knock. Not home.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How you know when dislextic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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